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jerk-bitch-casbutt:

mitsukake:

raptorific:

The fact that wizard law enforcement found a dude’s finger and immediately closed the investigation, declared him dead, and concluded that the only possible explanation for why they only found a finger was that he was killed so hard that the rest of him was obliterated kind of speaks volumes about why nobody followed up when the genocidal serial killer just vanished.

The Ministry of Magic is fucking useless.

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living-death:

What is your favorite props from the films or it could be a costume?
Tom: …Yeah, it was the first suit I ever had that fit me so it was nice to have that. I felt very sharp in that for sure.
Matt: Can I interrupt just really quickly? Uh, forgive me. In a true Neville Longbottom moment: “Why is it always me?”, I really need the loo. Okay? So I’m going to say mine is the Sword of Gryffindor, that’s my favorite, and I’ll be back by the time these people are finished. Is that alright? 
Rupert: Yeah, I’m gonna do the same. The flying car! 
David Heyman: Boys… They always go in pairs.

living-death:

What is your favorite props from the films or it could be a costume?

Tom: …Yeah, it was the first suit I ever had that fit me so it was nice to have that. I felt very sharp in that for sure.

Matt: Can I interrupt just really quickly? Uh, forgive me. In a true Neville Longbottom moment: “Why is it always me?”, I really need the loo. Okay? So I’m going to say mine is the Sword of Gryffindor, that’s my favorite, and I’ll be back by the time these people are finished. Is that alright? 

Rupert: Yeah, I’m gonna do the same. The flying car! 

David Heyman: Boys… They always go in pairs.

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thiccbitch:

people need to understand that some people just don’t like talking it has nothing to do with u so don’t take it personally like some people just aren’t talkers and they’ll probably never text u first or initiate a conversation and it’s not because they don’t like u it’s just that they don’t think to say anything bc they’re comfortable with not saying anything

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thejunglenook:

ballpointpun:

Somewhere a rocket scientist brain surgeon physicist with a knack for economics who wears Velcro shoes is having a stress breakdown.

When I was a professional ballroom dance instructor, one of my coworkers was having a tough time teaching a step to her student. As he gets more frustrated she tells him “it’s ok- you’ll get it- this isn’t rocket science.”
There is an awkward pause as her student stares back at her."No" he agrees, "this isn’t rocket science. That I can do. This is some sadistic step designed specifically to torture rocket scientists.”
And that’s how we found out he worked for NASA.

thejunglenook:

ballpointpun:

Somewhere a rocket scientist brain surgeon physicist with a knack for economics who wears Velcro shoes is having a stress breakdown.

When I was a professional ballroom dance instructor, one of my coworkers was having a tough time teaching a step to her student. As he gets more frustrated she tells him “it’s ok- you’ll get it- this isn’t rocket science.”

There is an awkward pause as her student stares back at her.
"No" he agrees, "this isn’t rocket science. That I can do. This is some sadistic step designed specifically to torture rocket scientists.”

And that’s how we found out he worked for NASA.

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